pizza=love

howonesucksafuck:

This fucking show

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poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

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foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

image

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awwww-cute:


My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

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official-kido-tsubomi:

he is so shocked

official-kido-tsubomi:

he is so shocked

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